If we’ve learned anything over the last two months at home, it’s that we need to wash our hands for at least 20 seconds and to masturbate more.

Not only does it feel ridiculously good but research suggests that masturbating can also reduce stress, enhance sleep quality, elevate mood, alleviate pain and menstrual cramps, and improve sex.

For those sick of using their hand, we have taken it upon us to help our readers find the best toys for their ménage à moi. We have even included some rather explicit user reviews to further support our recommendations.

PALOQUETH Rechargeable Wand Massager

This powerful “massager” is great for “pressure relief”. This is a subtle way of saying that it is most commonly used for buffing the muffin. The wand massager has eight different speeds and 20 adjustable vibration modes. It’s covered in body-safe silicone and can provide approximately 90 minutes of massage from a two hour charge. This wonderful toy only costs .

Review from a satisfied customer:

“Gives my girlfriend very strong orgasms. This product has effectively rendered my girlfriend incapable of normal bodily functioning for about an hour after eight consecutive orgasms. We have a new thing between us and it's called being put into an ‘orgasm coma’. Nonetheless, it’s definitely worth the money. 100 percent would recommend.”

Womanizer Pro 40 Clitoral Vibrator

Despite this vibrator looking like the tool doctors use to check the insides of your ears at the clinic, it works wonders below the belt. The Womanizer Pro 40 Clitoral Vibrator mimics the sensation of oral sex through quiet powerful suction. The waterproof vibrator has six intensity levels, comes in a selection of colours, and can provide you with two hours of fun from a full charge. USB charging cord is included. The external vibrator can be yours for 9.

Review from a satisfied customer:

“The first words out of her mouth were ‘thank you honey’ as she was holding it still in her hand with a big smile on her face. She was having orgasm after orgasm until she was like Jell-O. She said it’s a ten out of ten, it’s perfect and she absolutely loves this toy. It’s her favourite toy now. She even took it up to level five the first time she used it, what a crazy girl. Oh I almost forgot to talk about water works, this toy will do it. It’s not that she hasn’t had water works before but holy cow.”

A more calm and collected reviewer wrote: “Wasn't expecting to want to throw all my other toys in the trash, but this is my go-to now.”

Tango by We-Vibe

The Tango is perfect for vibrator virgins since it’s not in the slightest way intimidating. The waterproof vibrator is powerful yet quiet and can provide up to two hours of play on a single charge. The Tango has eight different vibration modes and is exceedingly user-friendly as it is controlled by one single button. This little but mighty vibrator costs .

XOPLAY Rechargeable Wand Massager

The XOPLAY wand doubles as a sport-injury massager though it’s doubtful that many people are using it for this additional purpose. The medium-sized waterproof massager has 25 vibration settings and is covered in high-quality silicone, making it soft and smooth to the touch. 

We-Vibe Sync

This toy provides dual vibrating stimulation through the clitoris and G-spot. The waterproof We-Vibe Sync has 10 different settings and can be controlled by a remote control (this is included) or through your smartphone. Users can also easily adjust the vibrator to fit their body. The Sync is covered in a silicone that is free of BPA, phthalates, and latex. This We-Vibe vibrator is perfect for couples looking to spice things up.

Womanizer 2go Clitoral Stimulator

Doesn’t everyone yearn for a small sex toy resembling a tube of red lipstick? It’s so chic. The 2go Clitoral Stimulator is discreet, which makes it easy to sneak into the boring sporting events that your partner drags you to. Nobody will judge you for making repeat visits to the washroom.